Red White And Royal Blue Quiz: Which Character Are You?

Here’s a fun fact for you: every time someone takes the “Which Red White And Royal Blue character are you?” quiz, somewhere in the world one cynic becomes a romantic. Okay, I made that up, but the point is that this quiz hooks even those who usually scoff at love stories. And you know why? Because the characters in this story are so vivid and multi-dimensional that everyone finds something of themselves in them.
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1. You're at a state dinner that's gotten unbearably stuffy. What's your move?
- Sneak out to the kitchens and charm the staff into making you real food while gossiping about the dignitaries
- Find the library or quiet balcony and mentally compose verses about the absurdity of it all
- Pull up polling data on your phone and analyze voting patterns while pretending to pay attention
- Make mental notes for the exposé you're definitely writing about political theater
2. Your response to an international incident involving cake?
- Turn it into performance art—if you're going down, you're going down spectacularly
- Calculate exactly how many hours of damage control this will require and start drafting statements
- Use it as an opportunity to make a statement about recovery and moving forward
- Spin it into a diplomatic win because every crisis is just an opportunity in disguise
3. Pick your ideal midnight adventure in a foreign city:
- Racing through empty streets on a motorcycle, feeling absolutely invincible
- Exploring a centuries-old museum after hours with just a flashlight and wonder
- Hacking into the city's data systems to optimize traffic patterns just for fun
- Following a lead on a story that could expose corruption at the highest levels
4. Your signature party trick at diplomatic events?
- Arriving in an outfit that's technically appropriate but definitely makes a statement
- Having dirt on everyone and knowing exactly when to deploy it
- Playing piano so beautifully that even your critics have to admit you're talented
- Working the room so effectively you've secured three policy wins before dessert
5. You're writing secret emails to someone. What's your code name?
- Something deliciously provocative that makes you smirk every time you type it
- A obscure historical reference only someone equally nerdy would appreciate
- An encryption key disguised as a pet name because security is romantic
- Something that sounds innocent but has layers of meaning for those who know
6. How do you handle a closet crisis (literal or metaphorical)?
- Throw the best coming-out party the world has ever seen—with themes!
- Create a 47-point action plan with contingencies for every possible outcome
- Channel it into art that helps others feel less alone in their struggles
- Use your platform to change the conversation and protect those you love
7. Your perfect hideaway from the public eye?
- A lake house in Texas where you can be loud, messy, and completely yourself
- A cottage in the countryside with dogs, books, and absolutely no cameras
- A tech fortress with multiple monitors and the world's best internet connection
- A brownstone in Brooklyn where real people have real conversations
8. The charity initiative closest to your heart?
- Youth centers in underserved communities that give kids a fighting chance
- Mental health and addiction recovery programs that actually work
- Crisis management funds for when everything goes sideways
- Education reform that creates real opportunities for everyone
9. Your strategy for dealing with hostile press?
- Kill them with charisma and maybe a few statistical body slams
- Maintain dignity while internally composing devastating rebuttals in iambic pentameter
- Release carefully curated data leaks that make your point without saying a word
- Write the definitive piece that reshapes the entire narrative
10. Your role in planning a secret royal wedding?
- Designer of the most fabulous underground celebration imaginable
- Logistics coordinator who somehow makes the impossible happen
- Creator of meaningful traditions that honor both struggle and joy
- The one who makes it legally bulletproof while keeping it romantic
11. Choose your weapon in a battle of wits with the British monarchy:
- PowerPoints with color-coded arguments and devastating footnotes
- Centuries of protocol knowledge deployed with surgical precision
- An algorithm that predicts their every move before they make it
- An article so well-researched it causes a constitutional crisis
12. Your contribution to an underground resistance movement?
- Hosting secret salons where revolution is planned over cocktails
- Being the emergency contact who always picks up at 3 AM
- Creating art that becomes the movement's rallying cry
- Using institutional power to protect the rebels from the inside
13. Your most treasured possession in your private space?
- A collection of stolen napkins with historically significant phone numbers
- First editions of poetry that speak truths you can't yet say aloud
- Custom-built servers running programs that could change the world
- Handwritten letters from people whose stories you've helped tell
14. Your ideal ending to this story?
- Dancing at a party where everyone you love is free to be themselves
- Finally exhaling because the crisis is managed and everyone is safe
- Opening night of your exhibition that proves healing is possible
- Watching the next generation step into power you helped make possible






