Quiz: Which Jersey Shore Character Are You?

If you’ve ever screamed “Cabs are here!” or tried to explain to friends what GTL means, this quiz is for you. And if not – even better, take it anyway and discover which legendary Jersey Shore resident lives in your soul. Yes, that very show where tanning was religion and drama was currency.
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1. You're getting ready for a night out at Karma. What's taking you the longest?
- Testing out three different hairstyles until one feels right
- Making sure every muscle is properly pumped with a quick workout
- Perfecting your blowout to absolute precision
- Choosing between your fierce outfits and making sure your nails match
2. There's drama in the shore house. What's your move?
- Get emotionally involved and probably make it about your own situation
- Remove yourself from the situation entirely - not your circus
- Make sarcastic commentary from the couch while eating
- Try to mediate while accidentally spilling more tea
3. What's your signature move at the club?
- The backflip that sometimes doesn't land quite right
- The shirt lift to show off what you've been working on
- Taking over the DJ booth because you actually know what you're doing
- Dancing on the bar and daring anyone to say something about it
4. Sunday dinner at the shore house - what's your contribution?
- Bringing the protein because gains are life
- Making sure the table is set properly because standards matter
- Your mom's recipe that everyone secretly loves most
- Wine. Lots of wine. And maybe some appetizers you picked up
5. You just got to the boardwalk. First stop?
- The bar for a quick drink to start the day right
- The gym because GTL is a lifestyle, not a suggestion
- The t-shirt shop to check out the merchandise opportunities
- The tattoo parlor to add to your collection
6. Someone's talking behind your back. Your response?
- Confront them immediately and possibly throw something
- Cut them off completely - you don't need that energy
- Roast them so cleverly they don't realize it until later
- Laugh it off but secretly plot the perfect comeback moment
7. What's your role during a shore house prank?
- The target who somehow always falls for it
- The mastermind who orchestrates everything
- The one filming it for posterity
- The enforcer who makes sure it actually happens
8. It's 4 AM and you just got back from the club. What now?
- Destroy the kitchen making drunk food and pass out somewhere random
- Go straight to bed because you're over it
- Philosophize about life while eating cereal
- Keep the party going in the hot tub
9. Your ideal beach day includes:
- Day drinking and possibly losing your belongings in the sand
- Tanning in strategic positions for optimal bronze coverage
- Setting up the perfect speaker system for everyone to enjoy
- Volleyball where you dominate and possibly intimidate others
10. The duck phone rings. It's for you. What's it about?
- Someone calling to stir up relationship drama
- A friend checking if you're really done with the drama
- Your family making sure you're eating properly
- Your bestie with the latest gossip that you need to hear
11. Time to work at the Shore Store. What's your approach?
- Show up late, possibly still drunk, but charm the customers
- Turn it into a networking opportunity for your brand
- Actually do the job well while keeping everyone entertained
- Run the register like a boss while judging everyone's purchases
12. There's a new roommate moving in. Your first thought?
- Potential drama - this could go very well or very badly
- Keep your distance until you figure out their vibe
- Fresh material for observations and jokes
- New party buddy! Time to show them the ropes
13. Your confessional moment is most likely about:
- How you definitely didn't mean to do that thing you just did
- Explaining your master plan that's definitely going to work
- Breaking down the house dynamics with perfect accuracy
- Defending your actions because you were completely justified
14. The summer's over. What's your biggest takeaway?
- The emotional scars and life lessons you'll be processing for years
- The realization that you've outgrown certain situations
- Inside jokes and friendships that will last forever
- Stories that get better every time you tell them






