Brain Rot Quiz: TikTok Victim or Reddit Zombie?
Picture this: you’re watching a video of a toilet with a head singing a bizarre song, and suddenly you get it – it’s hilarious. Congratulations, welcome to the club of digital degenerates! Or, as we proudly call ourselves – carriers of Brain Rot culture. But before you close this page thinking “what nonsense am I reading,” give me a chance to explain why our quiz can tell you more about yourself than any IQ test.
Jane Coles
Jane, an alumnus of Reed College's Communications program and former editor at a major digital media platform, has spent a decade creating viral personality quizzes and pop culture content for leading entertainment websites. Her background in digital media helps her craft entertaining questions that engage millions of users worldwide. When not developing content, Jane finds solace in globe-trotting, supporting animal shelters, and mastering yoga poses.
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1. When you see "Ohio" in a comment section, your first thought is:
- The actual US state with Cleveland and Columbus
- Something about bizarre/weird situations
- You immediately think "only in Ohio" and laugh
- A place mentioned in geography class
2. Your phone dies at 2 AM. What happens next?
- Finally get some sleep
- Panic and immediately find a charger
- Switch to laptop to continue the dopamine hunt
- Read a book you've been meaning to finish
3. Someone says "it's giving..." and doesn't finish the sentence. You:
- Ask them to complete their thought
- Nod knowingly because you get the vibe
- Start listing what it's giving unprompted
- Feel confused but pretend to understand
4. Your YouTube recommendations are mostly:
- Educational documentaries and tutorials
- 3-hour video essays about children's shows
- Subway Surfers gameplay with Reddit stories
- Compilation videos of TikToks you've already seen
5. The last time you touched grass was:
- Today, during your morning walk
- Last week... maybe?
- Grass? Is that a new streaming platform?
- When you fell while filming a TikTok
6. Your attention span for videos is approximately:
- I can watch full movies without checking my phone
- 10-20 minutes if it's really interesting
- 15 seconds max, where's the subway surfers?
- Depends on how many memes per minute
7. Someone mentions "the backrooms." Your response:
- "The storage areas in buildings?"
- Vague memory of some creepy internet thing
- You immediately no-clip through reality
- Start explaining all 9000 levels in detail
8. Your most used emoji combination is:
- 😊👍
- 😭💀
- 🗿💀😭🔥💯 (in that exact order)
- 😅🤔
9. You see a red circle in a thumbnail. Your action:
- Ignore obvious clickbait
- Click to see what's circled, then feel betrayed
- Already clicked before conscious thought occurred
- Save it to watch later with 500 other videos
10. Your brain's background music is:
- Actual songs you consciously chose
- That one TikTok audio from 3 months ago
- Phonk music and sped-up remixes only
- A mashup of every meme sound simultaneously
11. Someone asks your opinion on something. You respond with:
- A thoughtful, original perspective
- "I saw a video about this..."
- "Bro really said ___"
- A relevant meme image
12. Your sleep schedule is best described as:
- Consistent 8 hours starting before midnight
- Trying for midnight but usually 1-2 AM
- What's a schedule? Sleep is for NPCs
- Depends on when the good content drops
13. You're asked to explain something without using internet slang. You:
- Communicate clearly with proper vocabulary
- Struggle but manage after a few attempts
- Short circuit and start speaking in keysmashes
- Accidentally say "fr fr" and "no cap" anyway
14. Your reaction to a 2-minute video with no cuts or effects:
- Appreciate the continuous shot technique
- Wonder why it feels so slow
- Close it after 5 seconds due to boredom
- Comment "bro forgot to edit 💀"
15. The concept of "going outside for fun" makes you think:
- Great idea, fresh air is refreshing
- Maybe if the weather's perfect
- That's what VR is for
- Only if it's for content creation