Quiz: Which Olivia Rodrigo Song Are You?

Why are millions of people around the world simultaneously sobbing to “drivers license” at three in the morning? And why does listening to “good 4 u” make you want to smash half your apartment, even when your love life is perfectly fine? If you’ve ever pondered these questions, congratulations – you’ve fallen under the spell of the phenomenon known as Olivia Rodrigo. And our quiz will help you understand which exact song from her repertoire is your musical alter ego.
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1. You're writing in your diary after midnight. What color pen are you using?
- Purple glitter gel pen
- Smudged black ink that's running from tears
- Red sharpie in all caps
- Silver metallic pen with perfect handwriting
2. Which high school yearbook quote speaks to your soul?
- I'm happy for you... I guess
- Still haven't gotten my license yet but I have feelings
- Do you get déjà vu when she's with you?
- The way you sold me for parts, bloodsucker
3. Your ex just posted a story. What's your immediate reaction?
- Screenshot it and analyze every pixel with your friends
- Throw your phone across the room then immediately retrieve it
- Stare at it for 20 minutes while lying on your bedroom floor
- Roll your eyes because you've seen through their facade
4. Pick a teenage bedroom wall decoration:
- Polaroids arranged in a perfect heart shape that you'll later rip down
- Fairy lights that flicker like your emotional state
- A vision board with places you'll visit (that they're now visiting without you)
- Gothic mirror with lipstick affirmations written on it
5. How do you eat strawberry ice cream?
- While watching them eat it with someone new on Instagram
- Alone in your car at 2 AM in an empty parking lot
- You don't—you dramatically throw it in the trash
- Only if it's organic and not from that place they recommended
6. Your therapist asks about your coping mechanisms. You mention:
- Aggressive journaling with underlined expletives
- Driving aimlessly while making up conversations that'll never happen
- Creating detailed timelines of every shared memory
- Learning to recognize emotional manipulation patterns
7. Which butterfly hair clip scenario fits your vibe?
- Wearing matching ones with your ex (who's now matching with someone else)
- Finding one in your car and crying for an hour
- Crushing one under your combat boot 'accidentally'
- Keeping them in a box labeled 'lessons learned'
8. Your Spotify Wrapped shows you played one song 500 times. Why?
- It perfectly captured your rage in 3 minutes and 30 seconds
- The bridge made you sob every single time
- You were trying to decode if those lyrics were about you
- It helped you recognize toxic patterns in past relationships
9. Pick a way to spend a California sunset:
- Watching it from the suburb hills, remembering who showed you this spot
- Pulled over on the side of the road because you can't see through tears
- Skateboarding aggressively through your ex's neighborhood
- From a rooftop, finally seeing things clearly
10. Your group chat name is:
- Emotional Support Humans 🚗💔
- Burn Book But Make It Legal
- Conspiracy Theories About My Ex
- Recovery Mode Activated 🦇
11. You're choosing a senior quote from classic literature, but making it about your ex:
- It is a truth universally acknowledged that you're a jerk
- Romeo, Romeo, why did you get your license before me?
- All the world's a stage, and you're recasting my role
- Something wicked this way comes, and I dated it
12. Which parking lot moment defines your emotional state?
- Sitting in the driver's seat, too emotional to actually drive
- Doing donuts at 3 AM because you're FINE, totally FINE
- Recognizing their car at places you used to go together
- Finally parking straight because you're done being messy
13. Your drafts folder contains:
- 47 versions of the same angry text you'll never send
- Poetry that rhymes 'tears' with 'years' unironically
- Screenshots comparing their new relationship to yours
- A dissertation on emotional vampirism you wrote at 4 AM
14. Choose your heartbreak uniform:
- Their old hoodie that still smells like betrayal and cologne
- Plaid skirt and combat boots ready for emotional warfare
- The exact outfit you wore on your first date (for science)
- All black everything because you're in your villain era
15. The perfect revenge is:
- Success and clear skin (but mostly the emotional clarity)
- Them hearing your song on the radio while with their new person
- A Grammy (or at least going viral on TikTok)
- Finally getting your license and driving past their house (just once)






